急求!英语三人情景对话(要搞笑的)

网友分享：A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking.。Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we 。

1、英语幽默对话,2-3分钟左右的

网友分享：幽默对话 1.Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.Psychiatrist: Next please!Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.D。

2、二人英语幽默对话,一两分钟,带翻译,急~~~

网友分享：男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像。

3、好笑的英文对话(3分钟左右,不要太难)

'We mustn't buy things we don't need,' I remarked suddenly. I regretted saying it almost at once.'You needn't have said that,' my wife answered. 'I needn't remind you of that terrible tie you bou。

4、有趣的英文对话三分钟

网友分享：1.英语小笑话，简短 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother， Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean fu。

5、英语搞笑(要特别搞笑)三人对话

网友分享：焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中。

6、求英文翻译(跟FM足球经理有关)

网友分享：另一方面，足球经理将做出前所未有的改变，并期待获得成功。我们引入了一种 “sugar daddy”老板模式 ，sugar daddy是指老板对俱乐部长期投资，包括利用贷款引人。但是我们发现在过去的一年中，属于这种 sugar daddy模式的俱乐部。

7、足球经理2016有没有完全汉化版的呀?对话全是英文看不懂

11人足球网FM16专区有汉化补丁，盗版和正版都可以使用，汉化后就可以玩了。

8、英语搞笑对话,急求! 顺便还有个英文翻译。

网友分享：A:What are you looking for?B:My perfume!A:What brand (of the perfume)? Let me help you B:SIX GOD A:SIX GOD？never heard of it !(after a while)B:Haven't found?A:Yes B:I'd like to help you。

9、求英语二人搞笑对话

网友分享：） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】 男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That'。